Maybe it needs a nap, or a time-out. First-graders shouldn’t be on The Root anyway.

The arrogance of white nationalists is unfuckingbelievable. Nazis’ belief in their own infallability and untouchableness never, ever fails to astound me. This fuckshit is so comfortable with his white supremacy in this nation that he put himself in a fucking video in Nazi & white nationalist regalia. It never occurred…

You just compared food stamp fraud to terrorist attacks? For real?

Fuck off. Seriously. Fuck off.

Why? The number of people abusing food stamps rounds down to a statistical zero. How much more reformed do you want it to get? Why do you want to hurt people who need it - because that’s who’s going to get hurt with food stamp reform (not proper nouns, so capitalizing them is incorrect)?

You know there’s no such thing as paper food stamps anymore, right?

It’s not an educated guess if you’re not basing it on anything and can’t provide a single citation. Anecdata isn’t proof.

A step. ONE step. Not the entire solution.

That comment is naive, facile nonsense and you know it. Be better than that.

So people with disabilities, people who lose their jobs, and people who otherwise can’t work just... go hungry, because Not Enough Day Drinking wants to eliminate food stamps? Cool. Compassion in action.

When I say “I fell for it”, I mean that I assumed it to be true without doing any research at all. It seems unlikely in retrospect; my only defense is that I had a stupid-making head cold at the time.

Looks like Tomi Marchant actually follows a troll that has also named themselves Tomi Marchant. Good lord.

I actually…

I’ve seen people calling Tomi a troll - the reincarnated Tomato troll. I fell for it. :(

Nooooo. Why would anyone fuck him ever. Noooooooooo.

*pukes forever*

“Munching”? You... don’t eat them, Patrick. They aren’t chanterelles.

He’s a terrible person and fronts for a dangerous cult. There’s nothing NOT to hate about him.

You know Val Kilmer’s been really sick, and his medications and treatment have caused what you so respectfully call “alcohol bloat”, right? He’s had fucking cancer. He had other health issues before that. Your comment is revolting.

Please don’t send Tom Cruise to Puget Sound. We don’t want him.

“there are very few people anywhere in their 30s who have not misled about their age at some point” What? Where do you live? That isn’t even remotely true. You think almost everyone who makes it to or through their 30s has misled other people about their age? That is one of the most ridiculous thing I have ever…

That’s right. And we’ve got to do that work every day. Every minute. Decades of cultural conditioning and deeply-ingrained learned racism takes time and effort to overcome, and you’ve/we’ve/I’ve gotta work at it all the time. And lots - LOTS - of other white people don’t want to do it, or don’t think they need to.

“...Cantaloupe Calliou looks like an animatronic member of the Chuck E Cheese band that got stuck on screen save.” This is one of the best things ever written. Damn.

It is a test. And you failed. Please see yourself out, trash.

I mean, the exclamation point does have a little circle at the base instead of a dot...