How about this:

They’re already picketing outside Todd Young’s office. That fucking weasel.

I love that piece too. They come across like a bunch of whiny bitches (which they most definitely are).

SO fucked up. I worked closely with a professor who is a leading expert in the topic when I was in grad school and the amount of info I learned was astounding-I didn’t even realize that something like this existed until Ferguson happened :/  

This is where the libertarian-leaning branch of the Republican party needs to speak up. Civil forfeiture is probably the closest thing we could legally get to “the government is gonna take all my guns!”

Yep, and Trump’s telling “Do you believe that?” as some sort of incredulous shoulder nudge is fucked up, too. Once again, our president (ain’t now way in hell I’m capitalizing it) shows a blatant lack of even basic knowledge or awareness or respect regarding simple legal or political terms and concepts.

Still one of the best John Oliver segments, even though it’s over two years old:

My personal “favorite” bit of news today concerning our dear Senators was this one over on Politico, where Congressman Reichert told his fellow lilly-livered elected officials:

Because shes a pretty white woman. She must be a victim!

Remember Billy Beer? That’s all I can think about. All those siblings of president who tried to make a buck off their brothers, and how they were laughed at.

I don’t get why people want to cut her slack. She’s totally evil too, and complicit in this shitstorm.

I like this one, too.

Prince George also has far better self-control.

I love that President Obama handed off the presidency with one of these:

“Artist’s rendering of White House transition of power. Image via Kensington Palace/The British Monarchy.”

I disagree with this artist’s rendering on the grounds that lil Prince George is entirely too cute to play our yamlike president.