He also thinks Akie Abe doesn’t speak English.

I know it gets used a lot these days but: This is truly horrifying.

Walk into any dementia-care area of a nursing home and you can have basically the same conversation. I’m not kidding.

People don’t realize he loves holding my hand. And that’s good, as far as that goes.

Trump has done fuck-all at the V.A. If he had, he’d be shouting from the rooftops instead of handing reporters a map of an election he won six fucking months ago.

I’m a compassionate person. I’m very heartbroken over her passing, especially since it was cancer.

Merkel already had to suffer through the indignity of GWB’s unsolicited shoulder rubs. She probably thought he was the dumbest American politician she would ever have to deal with until this scybalous cretin came along.

This Price is certainly not right.

The top of my eight year old’s calendar (if she crossed it out, maybe she wouldn’t get in trouble?):

Who could have anticipated the guy who looks like the villain in a 90s Steven Seagal movie would be a bad dude?

That was a preety good pun.

Tom must pay the Price for insider trading.

there used to be no president for this sort of thing...

Right?!

You missed this headline:

That, I think she’s used to.