He is a petty asshole. Fuck him. Shake her goddamn hand and say he’s still going after her.

Personal silver lining: My daughters—7 and 5-years old—were very interested in the election and pulling hard for Hillary. They were devastated when she lost, but have asked me to take them to the Women’s March in our city tomorrow. Regardless of how bad this gets, hopefully it will inspire a new generation to be…

How amazing of Hillary to look him straight in the eye and say, “no one will ever remember you.”

2008 - 2016

FUUUUUUCK THAT GUY

I assume this is a total disaster for her. She is unprepared to be in the spotlight this much, her husband is a rotting pile of tangerines, and he likes her stepdaughter better than her. I only feel a little sorry for her, since she chose to marry him in the first place, but I suspect she wanted a standard trophy wife…

Agreed! Also, that is a creepy picture of Sarkozy.

Of course it’s Tiffany’s box.

If there was any justice in this world, it would have been Trump’s tax returns in that box.

Stop calling her a Jackie Kennedy wanna- be. She’s clearly a Carla Bruni knock-off.

Low temps? It’s 47 out. Rainy and chilly but for Jan this is ridiculously mild. It’s like climate change just showed up to protest. (I know it doesn’t work that way, but still).

HOORAY FOR THE SATANIC TEMPLE!!

Temperatures for Obama’s inauguration were very low too, but he still pulled the giant crowds. Trump’s got a pretty blissful January day and yet where are his MAGA crowds?

fart every time you leave your desk.

So proud of D.C. Right now. I’ve seen some pics and there is nooooooobody out. The only people around are bumbfucks with racists t-shirts. (Shocker, I know).

Everyone has lied to me, everyone has deceived me… the SS has left me in the lurch. The German people have not fought heroically. It deserves to perish… it is not I who have lost the war, but the German people

Worth noting, too, that there was almost no one on the sidewalks for the motorcade from the White House. There were actually more police/military lining tge streets than there were onlookers.

“My crowd was bigger than Obama’s in ‘09 if you take out the people who were at his inauguration illegally.” - Donald Trump

Nice. As an aside, I am currently sitting across from two coworkers that have nothing but bitch about Obama for the past eight years mutter to each other about how “he’s our President now and people need to get over it.”