333tenant
333tenant
333tenant

I wake up at least 5 times per week, read a headline, and say to myself “what the fuck world am I living in.”

His whole adult life has been a staged fucking event.

Fuck Donald Trump a million and half times. I hope pretending to be president ruins his life.

prediction: he will go on a record-low number of international trips, instead inviting foreign dignitaries to do state visits here (and stay at his hotel).

“He has not been a person to do staged events for the sake of doing staged events.”

A few months ago I said he’s borderline agoraphobic. He only stays at Trump Tower or Mar-a-Lago, only flies in his own plane (and returns to Trump Tower in said plane after every out of town engagement). Now he’s proving it.

Anyway, we know where this is going: Someone is going to have to lure Donald Trump out of Trump Tower with a six-foot portrait of himself and force him to be president.

He’s tweeting, he’s occasionally visiting the two restaurants he likes, and he literally doesn’t get outside even to glimpse the sun:

There was a story I remember from last summe, but I can’t remember who published it, about the way Trump would listen in on his guest’s phone conversations at Mar-A-Lago. Former employees said so. When Trump spoke of bugged rooms, I felt like he was exposing his own kink.

Interesting.

HOW DARE PUTIN CLAIM HIS HOOKERS ARE BETTER THAN AMERICA’S. THIS IS A DECLARATION OF WHORE.

I must confess that over the past few years I have been gravely disappointed with the white moderate. I have almost reached the regrettable conclusion that the Negro’s great stumbling block in his stride toward freedom is not the White Citizen’s Counciler or the Ku Klux Klanner, but the white moderate, who is

Serious question. Do you think Trump’s ever been to a museum (you know to actually look at the exhibits, not to attend a fundraising dinner)?

The Trumpanzees are ride or die. If the country goes to shit, it will still be Obama’s fault somehow.

And I never thought I would say this: “I miss Mittens”. Romney for president sounds almost quaint and brimming with a certain innocence.

A friend of mine put it best, in D&D terms: Lawful Evil is always better than Chaotic Evil.

‘Now, Mike Pence will assume the powers and duties of the Presidency.’

Nope. Because president Pence.

Challenge for the next 4 years: Find a story about Donald Trump where ‘this is horrifying’ is not a context appropriate descriptor of what is happening.