I’m not sure knowing the book puts you on notice for seizure-inducing strobe lights during the play.

Is it flaunting literary privilege to say that anyone going into a production of 1984 without some idea of what they’re going to see deserves what they get?

See, the Democrats need to be strategic and hit where the Republicans are weakest and most vulnerable. With a motherfucker like Paul Ryan, that’s clearly “Leg Day”

“Washington and defend his liberal special interest friends.”

IRONSTACHEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Ballparking it here. 220lb man drinks .5% abv teas until 3am, blows a .055 at 5:30am. Expected BAC of .08 at 3am. At .5% abv, and assuming he drank them over course of say 3 hours, that’s 48 twelve ounce bottles of Kombucha tea.

The Melee community really needs to get over themselves. No, Nintendo is not going to create tournaments or support a 15+ year old game they no longer make. No, Nintendo is not going to allocate a portion of their current manufacturing capabilities to create parts for a 15+ year old console. There’s so much work…

Sharks don’t fart. All the methane built up in their stomachs makes them buoyant and explody at the same time.

Jabberjaw taught me everything I needed to know about sharks.

Ted Cruz’s children openly hate him and I respect that. The Trump’s could learn a thing or two.

Classic Blacktron for life!

This new realistic Yoshi is over the top.

First thought:

Log, from Blammo!

It’s better then bad. It’s good!

You forgot the root of the problem here: it’s dangerous to leaf alone in Hyrule.

I don’t care what anyone says, this game will at least have one buyer and it will be me because I have liked this scum series since I was tiny eight year old me and didn’t understand the meaning of what makes a good game. NO SENSE STOPPING THAT TRAIN NOW.