Let me just say, this has not been the most peaceful day in the Footsteps household.

I mean, a big part of Gollum in the original text is that he’s a venal, piteous excuse of a being. Basically, he’s always supposed to suck.

You know, I thought Sonic was done with human women after what happened in 2006.

“What does the menu say about it’s price, Vegeta?”

That’s more of a hot dog, really.

Even still, time to rewatch “In The Pale Moonlight” a whole bunch.

Dream Stand-y.

I can’t wait for them to start demanding that Khorne go vegan.

I just want a remaster of the soundtracks to Rad Racer 1 and 2. Not the games; just the soundtracks.

Is this a remote position?

Wait, there’s an actual metal slime now?

The fast moves for Rhydon are either Mud Slap or Rock Smash. TMs can only help so much.

Some Rhydons work well. But a lot of us have Rhydons with movesets that don’t worth well. My Rock Smash/Megahorn Rhydon is great for gym breaking, but it’s going to be crap for Legendary hunting (particularly Moltres and Ho-oh). Mud Slap/Stone Edge is somewhat useable, though.

To me, the only argument when it comes to Best Sports Game is “Baseball Stars or Blades Of Steel”?

And yet he doesn’t see any connection between Trump and Putin. Give Maradona a hand there.

It’s kinda hard to rebrand when you’re basically trying to keep the same brand.

There’s a Zardoz joke in here somewhere...

I mean, who could compare with the experience that comes from inheriting your wealth? Or violating laws/good practices to exploit others?

You had me at Ironstache.

Who gave steroids to Yoshi?