thats why its more important now than ever before for people to spread awareness of my No Pin Ribbon Campaign, rsg!

When Paul Ryan uses social safety nets to go to college and prevent his family from sliding into poverty, it’s totes different. Everyone else is a lazy asshole who is a parasite to the taxpayers.

Twitter tantrum incoming in 5 ... 4 ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ....

[Insert terrible Pelle Lindbergh crash joke]

So disconcerting. Usually Flyers goalies don’t crash until the playoffs.

My guy is actually some kind of Ragdoll mutt - at least, I think. He looks like one except his eyes are not blue and he has the personality, just a little more fiesty. That is a good idea, to maybe just buy another Ragdoll. Kind of want to adopt if possible tho...

Guys, I’ve been so wedding crazy lately, I don’t know what is wrong with me. Since we don’t have I Thee Dread anymore (RIP), will you tell me all about your weddings? Where did you have them? What did you do? How much did it cost? How the hell does anyone pay for a wedding? How did you deal with the fact that you’re…

I’ve been working carving this out of some scrap pieces I had leftover. I’ve hit a roadblock for the past few days, since I need to sharpen my tools and I keep putting that off.

With the unrest going on in the Republican party (kinda the other side of the aisle too, but not as loudly), I think if Trump gets the boot that his successor will immediately been seen as a Lame Duck (ahem pardon the term), especially if the charges for impeachment are treason and/or election tampering. Since whoever…

The Met had a good prank. They issued a press release claiming they would be renting out their period rooms on Airbnb.

The George Takei one was a good idea.

Source:http://www.dorkly.com/post/51194/april-fools

I would play the shit out of Tactics Alexander.

that square enix one hit me in the feels.

we need more Tactics, Tactics ogre, and Ramza in the world.

This is not an April Fool’s story but my brother and I are Irish twins (a prank unto itself) and one summer night when we were both 7 for a few weeks we had a very nice teenage girl babysitter. Her teen friends typically thought they were funny and were going to prank our sitter by coming over after dark and tapping…

This will never show up. because I’m gray, but it is the shittiest prank anyone has ever pulled, IMO. Partly because it happened not on April Fool’s day, but on my birthday.

I can tell I’m a nerd because I saw this headline and thought it was about the programming language Java. A song about not needing coffee? Why not a song about not needing air to breathe? Because that makes about as much sense as not needing coffee. My blood type is French roast, thankyouverymuch.

Well then you do know where you stand on the death penalty.

From Politico: “General Flynn is suddenly out there saying he wants immunity. I don’t think Congress should give him immunity. If there’s an open investigation by the FBI, that should not happen.”

“I’m out,” Chaffetz told Utah’s Fox 13 News in response to Trump’s comments. “I can no longer in good conscience endorse this person for president. It is some of the most abhorrent and offensive comments that you can possibly imagine.”