Either you’re a university administrator here to troll, or you missed the shit out of your calling in life.

Not for press, baby!!!!!!!!

I think my favorite is “Sure, The Boss Baby looks like your average kids’ flick - but it’s actually horrific.”

Ugh. My kid has been BEGGING to see this movie since he first saw the trailer months ago. Every weekend he reminds me that he REALLY wants to see Boss Baby. And now it’s finally here. I think I might keep saying it hasn’t come out yet...

“With a premise you cannot swallow, Boss Baby will leave a bad taste in your mouth”.

So it’s not about Trump?

“...a little far-fetched”

Is this Bender’s apartment? Where is the closet door?

A Pokémon dramatization:

But now America’s going to be flooded with terrorist refugees like these terrifying displaced Syrians:

The Department of Energy has reportedly banned the use of the phrases “climate change,” “emissions reduction,” and “Paris agreement,” which is... insane! Help!

Just a friendly reminder that we had 33 hearings into Benghazi and millions of dollars spent over several years which turned up nothing. Now they’re circling the wagons to protect foreign intervention into our election (which all intelligence agencies agree happened). Republican hypocrisy knows no bounds.

Honestly I don’t think the WH are even briefing Spicey anymore. He’s just flapping in the wind as much as we are.

I mean, that could be too. I’m leaving all possibilities open.

Or! Or...

And, seriously, how many uncomfortable encounters do we want to estimate he’s had with women? I predict all of them. This is the face of a man who has told a woman “put the lotion in the basket” more than once, I’ll tell you what.

Mine has adjusted reasonably well to being locked out by getting lots of snuggles and exercise during the humans-are-awake hours. The thing that really helped was after my shower at night, I put my work shirt in the hall where she likes to sleep. The previous nights work shirt goes in the hamper. She likes sleeping on…

Kitty #1: I can do nothing without her. NOTHING. And she follows around one of the kids bitching about his body odor constantly. She sniffs loudly and then yelled at him.

FFS. But he didn’t mean it threateningly somehow, and no one was in danger apparently! Isn’t the first rule of gun safety “never point it at anything you don’t intend to destroy”. Oh wait, they said it wasn’t loaded so it’s ok...but hang on...isn’t the second rule “always presume a firearm is loaded”? Hmmmm.