A good friend had Liz Phair’s Supernova for her wedding song. You know, the one that says “and you fuck like a volcano and you’re everything to me”? V religious family, she was totes aware of the lyrics. Not sure if everyone else was though.

I didn’t realize Weird Al made a parody. Now I’m listening to it on Youtube :D thank you!

Or complimented! We’ll all be replaced or enslaved by robots eventually. Better to blend in effectively.

Twitter blocked me because it thinks I am a bot. I passed the reverse Turing Test. I can get back on if I give them my phone number and they call me to verify I am a real, living human being, but I am not sure if I want to do that. I may just get back on with a different handle - or not.

I’ve been to two weddings where the groom’s surname was Jones and both of them had their first dance to well-known adulterers’s anthem, Me and Mrs Jones. People. Do. Not. Listen.

Craft Thread!

I was perusing The Knot today and they recommended Danzig’s “Mother” as a great mother/son dance, as well as “Mother” by Pink Floyd. It’s as if they just typed the word mother into Spotify without actually listening to them.

“Margaritaville” is about a drunk that ran his girlfriend off...

Indeed I would also put “born in the USA” on the list too because after that people don’t bother listening to the rest of the lyrics.

And the people who dedicate Pearl Jam’s cover of Last Kiss to their sweetie on the radio. The girl dies. That’s the point.

I’m convinced that a large percentage of the population has poor listening comprehension.

Where’s all the pro-death penalty people? You’d think they would be pouncing all over this! .maybe I’ll tell my mom they’re looking for witnesses!

Well, I’m pretty certain it’s not this one.

Well, it doesn’t look like this...

Trump has “perfect genes” but unfortunately he’s unable to fit his fat ass into a par of jeans.

Definitely not funfetti cake, pound cake, or devils food.

I honestly don’t know, but I’m going to take today to enjoy 45's massive failure. Which I made sure to tweet to him and Ryan. 

What’s hilarious about all of this is that if you take him at his word (i.e. that Obamacare is a horrible system that is hurting people), then he’s essentially willing to saddle America with terrible healthcare out of SPITE.

verrrrry interesting to consider that a poll came out today saying that only 17% of Americans aprove of this stupid thing anyway

I’m actually impressed that the whole thing wasn’t blacked out.