“Us Dems” need to realize that shit takes time. That every additional thing is a brick in the wall of a case. One of the biggest mistakes I keep seeing made is some of us thinking that there is one thing that takes him down. No, a case of things will take him down.

Aaaaaand I’m gonna go with the latter....

I would say someone should tell them how physics works, but it would be a waste of their time.

Austerity for the poor, socialism for the rich

Truly the gif no one asked for. *shudder*

Too easy: GOLD LEAF!

To that end, the RFP stipulates that the American side be “aesthetically pleasing in color,”

penetration tests

But do you really think he would ever do anything nice for his wife? You know, besides leaving her so she can live in peace?

Surprise twist: it was 30-year-old Ivanka all along. Probably.

Donald Trump is a lion?

This headline is so misleading and it’s so, so shameful of you to frame the situation like this. The GIF caused him a seizure. He’s epileptic. Yes, that is assault when you do something with the intent of hurting someone else, whether it’s just a GIF. That troll put him in danger knowingly. Epileptic seizures are…

I don’t even know who Stephen Clobert is and I guarantee I would vote for him over Trump.

“LOCK HER UP!” cried all the trump supporters instinctively.

I can smell the herb through my screen.

The fact that antebellum debutante Lindsey Graham might be all that stands between us and this lunacy is a truly terrifying thought.

When I retire, i want to be be able to live off a pension of ill-fitting clothing.