Interesting, I thought this was more of a “Chad” kind of move.

I agree so much with this comment. I have goten to the point when ever people swear on something that is not actually at risk in the situation that i just assume they are lying.

It’s an NBA-style move that’s drawing comparisons to what Sam Hinkie did with The Process in Philadelphia.

Next up: Pangolins.

Have you guys seen pink fairy armadillos because you need to see pink fairy armadillos:

A lot of repairers from my area also do re-solding and re-balling and stuff Im sure Im not capable of. Well, to be honest, Im usually the kind of guy who ends up with extra-screws after re-assembling something, so yes, they are needed for people like me who don’t want their dumb hands into their delicate electronics.

Q for Dan Snyder: How are you preparing for an eternity in hell?

Once you’re aware of the fact A-Rod commissioned that kind of painting (and reportedly loves it) it’s hard to keep it out of mind whenever he’s mentioned.

Apparently there are/were two centaur paintings because of course.

The J-rod is part of an overhead cam assembly, isn’t it? Can we get Raphael or Torch here to help out, too?

lol earlier today I thought, “Surely there has to be some sports gossip the Deadspin guys can use here. Alex Rodriguez HAS to be fucking someone, right?”

Let’s all hope she’s already seen the ginormous painting of him as a centaur in his bedroom and is okay with it. That is the true test for his relationships I suppose.

The best is how everyone coos about their “perfect” American accents, which are always mostly kind of generic and that they use for every single American character they play.

Like they haven’t alrea...
OH. You mean get married, don’t you.

Depending on the tone in which you read this it can mean different things.

Meanwhile at the Kotaku offices...

I don’t know what this is, but the horse in the background just kind of watching and blinking is cracking me up.

So what’s it called? A “flipoffian tube?”