To be fair, the dolphin was a whoo-a.

Can’t wait for the Cuyahoga River to catch fire again.

BUT THERE WERE SAMOYEDS

Speaking of coasts and budget cuts, the Trump administration (ugh) is proposing cutting funding to the Great Lakes from $300 million to $10 million. When people saw the number they thought it was a joke, because no one could be that fucking petty. But, no, it’s a real proposal. Like, it’d almost be palatable if they…

Reading your comment I realized how easily it could also apply to many other team owners and POTUS. I then had a sudden wave of sadness hit me when I realized that the US is now the Washington Redskins of the world.

I watched it SO MANY TIMES in college! “One more date and we’d have had a Greek tragedy on our hands!”

God, can we just all take a moment to appreciate what a glorious movie Soapdish is?

It has arguably one of the greatest casts ever assembled, happily vamping it up for the better part of two hours.

I’d say it’s a safe bet that there’s already 10 jokes about Trump telling the girls in the audience he’ll be dating them in 10 years so here’s a picture of a bunny

Just name the new ones “Drunk RedacTED Talks”

Parkinson’s law of triviality is C. Northcote Parkinson’s 1957 argument that members of an organisation give disproportionate weight to trivial issues.^[1] He provides the example of a fictional committee whose job was to approve the plans for a nuclear power plant spending the majority of its time on discussions about…

$600,000. Six-hundred thousand dollars. That’s how much it cost my uninsured then-future-husband when he was run over by a truck and spent two months in the trauma ICU. The driver that caused the accident was only insured up to $250,000.

ALSO THE 12 POOR PEOPLE WHO WIN THE LOTTERY EACH YEAR NEED TO GET THE FUCK OFF MEDICAID ASAP AND ALSO PAY BACK MONEY

The last medical statement I got was for $500 for one procedure. As long as I don’t need any other medical care for the next two years, his analogy totally works.

Chaffetz talks about low-income Americans like they are bratty 10-year-old suburban teens addicted to playing Candy Crush, which I guess explains a lot about why this plan is so bad for them.

rather than getting that new iPhone that they just love and they want to go spend hundreds of dollars on, maybe they should invest it in their own healthcare.

And yet some people think Nintendo is wrong to sue the MariCar people.

That’s why you don’t let novice Karters drive on Rainbow Road.

The answer is probably why the CBO wasn’t allowed to look at it first.