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This kind of annoys me: Tom Cruise is part of a weird cult. But there’s no evidence he ever hurt anyone. I had a friend who worked on MI-4 and said that Cruise is polite, punctual, and a complete professional. He just happens to be so dumb he couldn’t spell cat if you spotted him the ‘c’ and the ‘t’.

And Winona Ryder spent an entire decade relegated to b list supporting roles...for shop lifting.

I have to disagree with this, solely because, while Gibson DOES portray a ton of violence in his films, it is realistic violence. I remember discussing the Passion while in divinity school, and the biggest takeaway that most of us realized was that is was probably the most ACCURATE passion film ever made. That WAS the…

The tapes are the thing that really get to me; he wishes actual rape and death on his ex-girlfriend. He’s frightening because the anger is so palpable, it’s almost a physical presence.

Also, we should all follow Vincente Fox on Twitter:

I went back and watched again and his brake lights are totally on in the air hahaha

“... hit a set of spike strips going 115 MPH, subsequently barreled off of the road and into a drainage ditch, launched the truck into the air and landed on a car parked at a restaurant” 

“Well, it’s in Hazzard, it’s in a hurry and it ain’t a Duke. So whoever that fella is, he’s probably up to no good. “

I feel like watching this would ruin my enjoyment of my religious pancake dinner.

I would rather give birth to a giraffe.

“I’d like you to spank me,” she said cheekily.

six years on one count of violating Georgia’s street gang act

From another article on CNN:

I don’t know, I think Trump’s assertion today that Jews are phoning in bomb threats to their own institutions to discredit him is nearly as offensive!

He would not get any walking distance, because he is traveling too fast :P

That’s Bar Fight Barbie to you!

Every molestation begins with Jared.

Hot take.