Let’s get real about this flag. It wasn’t continuously flown from 1861 until today. It was an obscure flag not flown very much at all from the end of the Civil War until after WWII, when it became popular with Dixiecrats. It gained prominence in the south during the fifties , and it didn’t fly over any government…

It seems like the easiest way to do it is to use a spouse or family member whose number on a call log wouldn’t arouse suspicion in a three way call.

I’m sure POTUS will put the fears of the jewish community to rest by telling them again about his awesome Electoral College victory...

sources in the room then leaked Spicer’s meeting about leaks to Politico

Want to be less leaky? Be less sneaky.

I’m submitting a revolutionary design comprised almost entirely of pipe cleaners and tissue paper. It’ll be a breakthrough!

The actor is survived by his family and Bill Pullman.

You realize I’ll be plagiarizing “Kim Jogn Orange” in the near future, right?

If the world were just, he wouldn’t be attending because he won’t still be president on April 29.

Kim Jong Orange, like most despots and tyrants, lacks the ability to laugh at himself.

Trump supporters waved around Russian flags with “TRUMP” plastered on them, a prank by 22-year-old Jason Charter and 36-year-old Ryan Clayton. “Most people didn’t realize it was a Russian flag, or they didn’t care,” Charter told the Atlantic in a phone interview.

To be fair, maybe this means CNN, Politico, and the Times will—pardon my vernacular—stop sucking off this administration and actually do real, unashamed reporting on it. They may have been denied access, but they still exist as organizations and can still do their jobs.

a combination of genital stimulation, deep kissing and oral sex – but without vaginal sex.

I found that one actually a little disturbing.

Guy is so awful that CPAC kicks him out. Media swarms to cover him. Glad to see that they’ve learned from their treatment of Trump.

“One of the first speeches at this year’s Conservative Political Action Conference challenged the media to stop referring to the “alt-right,” a small, far-right movement that seeks a whites-only state and that strongly backed Donald Trump for president, as conservative.”

I’ve asked this before, but when did it become no longer a thing where Nazis are the definitive bad buys? I mean I grew up watching Indiana Jones & Captain America punch Nazis in the face and everyone cheered. How is this a thing?

Even the Joker hates Nazis, kids!

You have to be white for that to work.