Wait...this necklace doesn’t make sense? The pieces are the same! They won’t fit together in a way that makes sense!

C’mon, former Jezebel Editor, Erin Gloria Ryan! You knew what you were doing.

As with in regular comp battling, Blissey is here still a never-dying, spiteful hug fairy that eats its young to survive.

Verdict? Because I’m still humming it this morning as I get ready for work.

I agree. If I were in her shoes, I would put it bolded on the top of my C.V.

I think being fired by Trump because you’re honest might actually be the best damn thing to happen to a government employee. Short term it sucks, but after the Trumpocolypse it’ll be a godsend.

Wait, why isn’t Hillary threatening to sue Kate or complaining about her on Twitter? Isn’t that how we do things now? Also, I thought liberals were snowflakes who can’t take a joke. This doesn’t fit the narrative!

If it’s Petreaus, he’ll have to notify his probation officer because he’s still on probation.

Our country is in a Catch-22. Just about any competent person wants nothing to do with this Administration. Our country deserves to have competent people, and rightly should reject incompetent candidates.

This guy has spent his entire adult life working in service of the United States. What made Trump think he’d want to work for Putin?

Well they wouldn’t let him pick his on team, and he got a chance to see what a shit show this admin is, or “shit sandwich “ as he said. I worked with retired special operators who only had good things to say about him and I’m not surprised in the end he turned it down based off of what I’ve heard about him.

Deadpool might actually be the sanest person in the Trump administration.

Stockholm Syndrome isn’t the only thing messed up about Beauty and the Beast.

On a serious note, Stockholm syndrome aside, are they going to bother to answer real questions, like just how fucking old was the Beast when the spell was put on him, or what fucking era are we in that a member of the royal family can disappear and everyone in the area conveniently forgets that they were once in the…

Beauty and the Beast is a tale as old as time that has never been about Stockholm Syndrome. It’s about delicious, delightful bestiality.

Apparently also referred to it as a shit sandwich.

Just got an alert that the person who was offered flynn’s position turned it down because the WH is too chaotic, which shows me he should’ve been the person in that job.

I made $1,523 and bought a brand new BMW last week. George Soros paid me for protesting at a town hall. If you want to make good money working only 10 hours a week ask me how.

“there’s ever been a president elected who in this short period of time has done what we’ve done.”