AND all of us former MA residents who moved to NH to tip the scales for the democrats up here! And because our jobs moved us here but that is BESIDE THE POINT. By the way, is anyone surprised he’s from Worcester? I’m from central MA originally and when I saw this I was like, “of course.”

History lesson: Remember how during WW2 the United States turned away thousands of Jewish refugees? Yea, let’s not do that again.

I would pay some of my hard-earned money to hear that said at a presser in a British accent.

Primeminister May is currently visiting.

“Shia... should I punch a Nazi?”

#SeriouslyNaziPunksFuckOff

This is the first, and I’m guessing last, time I have ever said to myself, “Good for you, Shia Labeouf!”

The churches are now going to have to become literal refuges, again. I know the Catholics are ready, now everyone else has to get their asses in gear.

Goodell’s going to go the Pro Bowl and then skip the Super Bowl, isn’t he?

The Thursday games are ass because most of the teams in the NFL as of late have been ass. Hell, the Packers were ass until they ran the table on the back half of the season, and they just got smoked in the NFC championship! All Thursday night games do is increase the likelihood that that the games you see that day are…

You call this a glitch, I call this a feature.

I can’t help but laugh

I think you’ve described their thinking very well. I also think, well, this:

I think that Democrats have calculated that allowing Trump to appoint incapable stooges to these cabinet posts will improve Democrats chances at winning offices in 2018 and 2020. Basically, it’s the Republican playbook of 2009, just instead of having to obstruct the Republicans to make the public blame them for…

Sadly, that will inevitably be the case. At this point, your options are either to find a sanctuary (most of them will call themselves “universities”) or to resign yourself to sending it off to slaughter when it reaches its adult size.

I’m just saying sometimes the bacon tastes extra delicious, cause you know he was an asshole anyway.

pigs are cute and smart and radiant and kind and seem like a fun alternative to dogs and also maybe cats, who are well-known to be occasionally annoying as fuck. 

This shit is so dangerous. It erodes our faith in our democratic institutions. We may survive a trump presidency but the US won’t be able to survive a complete loss of faith in things like our elections and our press for example. It will breed widespread corruption and authoritarianism as people will think trump is…