Shit, I’ve been commenting on Jezebel for free like a jerk, I need some of that Soros money because I am unemployed.
Shit, I’ve been commenting on Jezebel for free like a jerk, I need some of that Soros money because I am unemployed.
Brown’s offensive reference to the wrong ethnic origin goes nicely with Ansari’s joke about people telling him to “go back to...the country you’re from!”. His follow up is that the racists tend to not be geography buffs.
Maybe he can’t catch a break because of all the shitty things he continues to do without apologizing.
Aziz’s bit about G.W. Bush in his opening monologue cracked me up. “What the hell has happened? I’m sitting here wistfully watching old George W. Bush speeches? Just sitting there- ‘What a leader he was!’ 16 years ago I was certain this dude was a dildo, now I’m sitting there like ‘He guided us with his eloquence!’”
This is still the best headline\video ever featured on The Onion.
What’s George Soros’ address? If he’s funding this shit, I’m sending him a bill for expenses. My check never showed up.
DO 👏🏾 NOT 👏🏾 FEEL 👏🏾 SORRY 👏🏾 FOR 👏🏾 HER!!!
Literally they are saying it’s ok to murder someone.
Call me when they find his To Love-Ru cosplay.
Broccoli is poison.
Yeah, there was no way Trump was going to become President.
I had assumed it was a goofy photoshop in the kotaku post.
Dippin’ Dots are disappointing. But not disappointing enough to go on a five-year Twitter campaign against them.
Counterpoint: plain vanilla is delicious.
The following sentence is true. The previous sentence was an alternative fact.
+1 for Trump secretly being a Cardassian
I just quickly tossed this one together