Completely irrelevant but that one made me think of this immediately!

“Ducks and Chickens are actually the same bird, just one bird. His name is Gary.”

Supernova’s Alternative Facts:

I checked out the comments to some articles posted on FB to see what the Trumpers/ettes were saying. They are convinced that the sparse photos were “six hours” before the inauguration, so that’s why nobody was there yet. They combine this with Trump’s assertion that he was there and saw lots of people. Other…

They didn’t have fewer people, they’re just using alternative counting.

image h/t: Penultimate Straw, b3ta.com

Wooooo Go Sportsball!!

Meanwhile, Kellyanne Conway is busy calling Spicer’s press conference lies “alternative facts”.

Then how did he get the job?

The mall I shop at was an extra in Paul Blart: Mall Cop and I find that sign hilarious, if that helps.

Those are all fantastic! Here’s my favorite from the march in Austin. What an amazing experience it was, I’m still high from the positive hopeful vibes.

Oceania has always been at war with Eurasia.

I mean, he has a point. In this shot it does look pretty crowded.

We are better than them, simply by virtue of being against ethnic cleansing.

My late grandparents survived the Holocaust, so the fact that stories like this are still happening today is surreal if not entirely surprising. But I must admit I find the handwringing over whether or not it’s OK to punch Nazis to be kinda sickening. Dude believes that all non-whites should be removed from America in…

First Twitter and now Kinja? Don’t you have a country to run?

Whenever things get tough for me or something regretful happens I borrow and spend millions of dollars.

Sorry about the racism, now who’s up for some frosty chocolate milkshakes?!