I think he also recently lost his wife.

How ‘bout a product called Chafe-Its?

Infected armpit follicle.

Given that “chaffetz” sounds a little like “schmutz” (which is Yiddish for gunk or dust or something that makes something else dirty), the definition is so appropriate. I think you could narrow it down to “the gunk that accumulates on unwashed sex toys”.

Spencer did nazi that coming....

How about “a thin film of mold formed in the crevices of an unwashed sex toy after it’s been left in a warm cupboard for three months”?

Someone call Dan Savage.

The crane is to support his 70 year old, bloated body up above her. You actually think he would be on the bottom?

I do wonder if Melania is a Russian asset, if, as has been rumored, Russia has been cultivating Trump for years. How else to manipulate a sex obsessed child with no impulse control, self discipline or attention span, into running for any office, but to get the hot chick to say it while she’s in his bed? *puke*

He never gets held accountable for anything, so I would guess he thinks he can get away with it yet again.

Question: What’s the strategic value of these islands that makes them care about it this much?

HOT TAKESHIMA

And japan has no fukushimas left to give

Shit’s called Takeshima, not Giveshima.

MABA: Make America Bane Again

is it sad that our fake TV president isn’t quite as evil as our actual real-life president?

Jesus God.