Hey do you by chance have any more pictures relating to not even once and meth?

Just like Walgreens: “Oh we could donate a few million to charities but don’t you feel good that we gave you this opportunity of adding a dollar to your purchase?”

use a rubber.... no telling what you might catch...

Oh God I’m going to Hell.

Omggggg look at this:

HA HA HA

Thing is, if you do that on Wimbledon Common they will arrest you.

Shake Shack is overrated.

There’s no chance that wasn’t on purpose. Pro-level shade.

“Could Be the Worst Restaurant in America.”

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

COCKWOMBLE needs to be a fixture in my everyday vocabulary.

It’s an extremely stupid word, but I appreciate that it’s a thing because its presence tells me that the person who using it has nothing of real value to say so I don’t need to waste my attention on them.

Just wait how angry she’ll be when Trump makes Dr. Zaius Surgeon General.

Can someonw please put together a hierarchy of racism/sexism/xenophobia/sexual objectivity combinations so I understand who the hate the most in New America? Like, obviously a black Muslim is at the very bottom of the Trump supporter’s list, and a hot white immigrant is the most acceptable and goes to the top. But…

I mean, you don’t have to tamper with voting machines for an election result to be manipulated. Voter suppression and foreign action WERE factors in the election outcome. It’s just that no one tampered with the machines or the count itself, so it wasn’t very literally rigged.

Trump is the Dunning-Kruger effect made flesh.

“I’m still open-minded,” he told Chris Wallace. “Nobody really knows. Look, I’m somebody who gets it, and nobody really knows. It’s not something that’s so hard and fast.”