Still would be a better pick than Johnny Football was.

Chris Christie Declined Several Positions in the Trump Administration

Touché.

On election night I posted this on facebook:

For sale: Browns jersey, never won.

Van was a used up man.

Then got a high five from Martin Van Buren.

William Henry Harrison’s boss move of taking office them promptly dying is looking like a pretty sweet deal compared to what we’re facing.

On the bright side: This means Putin isn’t getting daily briefings, either.

The worst thing about 2016 is that your fruitloop great-uncle who built an underground bunker for $30,000 and has 900 days of dried food stashed away WAS FUCKING RIGHT.

this, and well, everything else, really begs the question: does president evil actually know what any of these positions actually do? this seems less like a president-elect building a cabinet of individuals who can guide the country into prosperity, safety and progress for the next four years, and more like a kid…

If you told me seven years ago that Kesha would go on to be a positive role model and a outspoken activist I would think you were outta your goddamn mind, but here we are.

Number one reason: because there are many documented cases of death row prisoners being pardoned (some of them too late) after new evidence surfaces.

It’s well documented that the death penalty and its associated mandatory appeals cost more than life in prison without parole. Do you want to reduce the appeals?

Because killing is wrong.

Because I’m against killing anybody, and I’m specifically against allowing the state to kill people.

That’s the problem. There is no “right” way to kill someone.

Can we please stop paying attention to this guy now? He literally lied to you and manipulated the gaming media for a week for his own benefit. You don’t have to write about him or his moronic band of followers ever again. Just ignore him.