Their judgement of what consistutes “reality” so that they could make this stupid list is bad, and they should feel bad.

In past years, movies like Inception and anything involving Jason Bourne have topped box office charts, but those films hewed to a kind of reality that’s at the very least recognizable

Seems like Phil’s methods for reading and managing player personalities is just outdated and old. He could call Jordan and Kobe out because they’d take it as a personal challenge and everyone else would just fall in line, where today guys like Melo just take it personal.

I just feel actively bad all the time

In case anyone out there was confused about how the voting/enfranchisement system was rigged, here it is. Jill Stein filed for a recount. She paid the required fees. And now, suddenly, she is not “aggrieved” enough to demand a recount. Any registered voter should be entitled to demand a recount if they can pay the…

It’s Mexican. You can order your burrito “con sequences.”

I figured it would be close to this:

Duh.

Good god almighty, that killed us! As god is my witness, he’s broken the country in half!

Holy mother of god. Idiocracy wasn’t prophetic, it was an idealistic fantasy about a future we can aspire to but never grasp.

small businesses around america say they need help to survive in an increasingly hostile business environment, but let me ask my small business owner friends this: why haven’t you injected your employees with steroids and forced them to battle each other on top of ladders while wearing thongs?

I get it now. 2016 isn’t real, it just refuses to break kayfabe.

“These two members of the Trump Administration were hit with the Stone Cold Stunner” will be a Jeopardy question in twenty years.

American movies need to stop having “graphic” sex scenes where the actress is inexplicably wearing a bra. Just avoid showing the boobs with camera angles or sheets or Austin Powers teapots. Bra sex is just stupid looking.

I was going to say Unwrapped but Food Network gets me going.

If you think filming sex scenes is awkward, try getting caught masturbating to them in the theater.

Some clarity on Clayfighter as your info is a bit off. The first Clayfighter was on SNES as was its sequel Clayfighter 2: Judgement Clay (it was the 90s, we loved Terminator jokes). No version came to Playstation as far as I can remember. The first two Clayfighter games were actually pretty great and original for the…

No thanks. I’m buying this $85 rock from Nordstroms with which I will hit myself repeatedly to unconsciousness until 2020.

Breaking the bro code 😤