I call this “a normal day at 150cc.”

Lucky - I had to bring my own newspaper and shred it.

I’m just rooting for the rich to eat each other.

There was one sequel. There definitely wasn’t a sequel involving someone with a gilded dong. I mean, could you imagine how bad such a movie would be?

*Reads comments*

“Maybe you should have thought of that before you became peasants!”

Just how many assholes do they have on Fox News’ staff, anyway?

If the blue shell is raining down on my head as I cross the finish, I’m going to drift into the finish sideways. Might as well go full Hollywood.

Proves one of my long-held beliefs - Col. Sanders would be seen as the biggest badass in Hyrule’s history.

If you’ve got the aim, shoot them in the eye. This stuns them long enough that you can run in and start hacking off legs.

I asked for a chime from the store, but all they said was “Lu... pa?”

“They haven’t been so far below .500 since 2014.”

Nintendo wasn’t involved with the C&Ds for Chrono Trigger fan works; that’s Square Enix.

You’re reading “giddy,” but I’m meaning “combative.”

Oh, let me know when the Constitutional Convention needed to change these laws is being held. I’ll be there with fucking bells on.

I really feel that Harrison is getting an unfair rap here. Yes, he died in no small part due to his own stupidity, but I give him full credit that he only ruined himself.

Wouldn’t Trump need to have composure before he could lose it?

Everything was fine until Hurricane Dumbass came towards it.

And here, I was proud when I figured out I could turn that tilt maze upside down and just roll the ball on the flat part.

The “loophole,” such as it is, is that the goddess in question annoyed the crap out of the other deities and they were looking for an excuse to get her out of their hair.