He’s never been IN the black either.

Um, if it had nothing to do with the city, then why is the T-Rex short for Torontosauras Rex, idiot.

“Hey Terry, you gonna rag on anyone other than Kevin this season?”

Does the suicide trick work for library fines, too?

He really dinged the donger

And people laughed at me for not dropping him from my fantasy team.

Sanchez told the Daily News that she and her daughter were Reyes’ “road family,”

Good cat, that Gianclawrlo.

Oooooh. I don’t want to body-snark, but that’s the least attractive cheerleader I’ve ever seen.

Draymond Green: Times like these, you reach down and grab a pair.

Bartolo looks like he is literally transitioning into a cinnamon roll.

Matt Purke looks like he only plays baseball ironically. Sort of like he wants to go back to the minors because nobody’s heard of the team he was playing on.

So what? I failed to get 69 out of my wife last night and you don’t see that on the front page of Deadspin.

Well look at the man with the golden fuckin’ sphincter over here guys.

The fact that Ajayi’s shove of Dupree was judged equivalent to Dupree’s dirty hit on Moore is why the NFL is a joke.

Years ago I sat down at Wrigley Field, somewhere along the third base line, excited to watch the Cubs play the Cardinals. I looked to my left, and sitting one seat over, was Sager.

“There was nothing out of the ordinary, outside of him masturbating in the store,” Edmisten said”

If Swinney wants a slow slide to the bottom, he should coach for Notre Dame.

Funny quote by Travis...and pretty impressive Kelce Grammar.

+2 thumbs up.*