I feel like if mayonnaise took a human form it would look like this show.

His girlfriend would disagree with the title of this article.

I don’t feel any Russo article should be complete without using the word “bro” 150 times in an hour (for anyone who’s ever listened to him on his or someone else’s podcast).

Dammit. This was going to be the same route I was going to take.

Definitely not Schiano men.

Can we be almost as amazed that the other guy was even able to return it and hit the net?

His anniversary was yesterday. At least he got to be there for that.

Fuck off 2016. We’ve had enough of your shit. Stop it!

Has Dabo usurped the most insufferable title away from Jimbo Fischer?

Technically the Tweet said “flick off”. There were probably a lot of sore ears, that really hurts on cold days.

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