Are you the type of guy who will spend a week trying to decide which new restaurant to eat at and order the Grilled Cheese sandwich like you always do?

FREEDUMB!

Shit happens.

“Oil personally changed every 6 months, all serious maintenance done by Italian master mechanic in Stoke. Entire system flushed with Seafoam once a year. Always drank 91+ octane since new. Oh and I’m also selling a Ferrari if you’re interested. — Keith”

The cultural relevance of cars has been declining steeply for at least 10 years. The next generation of kids won’t want to own them. The next two or three generations of fun cars might simply be the last before the car-as-transport pod revolution is complete.

What’s with all the Corvette bashing here? It’s almost like you people don’t like cars or something. This thing looks great, even with the wacko camo. Looks like a Ferrari, you say? Yeah, well dolphins look like sharks, too...and they both look cool.

For someone who studies rear ends, you chose the flattest one ever to post.

While the commentary was on point, you really get a star for the use of the phrase “Bumboclaat.”

You must you must have more experience than I do because I can barely see the rear end there

Your just mad because we don’t have to do LS swaps to go fast.

She used her personal cellphone, a fact we didn’t know before.

I still don't feel comfortable calling it a Corvette yet.  Not at least until they announce it as such.  You know what they say: "Fool me once, shame on you.  Fool me for over 50 years..."

But as i keep reminding people, almost no one uses all of their accelleration even in the best case scenario. I still consistently get stuck behind morons merging onto the freeway(nearly a 1/2mile entry ramp) doing 35...

So your neighborhoods will be great for Nuro autonomous delivery now that trips to the grocery store will take four hours.

Hell yeah. Bring in two choppers next time and then release like 5,000 plastic bags onto the street.  This string of bikers getting weirdly brutalized has me fully invested and partially engorged. 

He’s not the Stig, but he is the Stig’s vacuum salesman cousin!

Didn’t Ford just kill the Fusion, then announced that it was coming back as an Estate, because dealers were upset that the Fusion model was essentially being tossed to the trash can, even though the model is well known and supported by consumers? And now... they want to make it a “Police Responder Hybrid Sedan???”…

Couple of months early is all

Damn. With that much air time I’m surprised the FAA isn’t investigating this.

Yeah he faces charges

Charges for being too radical