See, what they should have done is to put the engine in a stillborm Le Mans project first, before finally shoving it into the roadcar.

I get it. It’s like keeping fire ants as a bed warmer, or a king cobra as a crossfit battle rope, or a shit-talking timeshare salesman as a.............

Isthmus too much money.

It appears the water pictures were taken from his rowyacht. Keep the Porsche. It has more upside.  We know what he’s got. As an aside, doesn’t Craigslist seem like a really dumb place to try brokering this trade?

Isle keep that in mind.

So it is a boat.

No. This would only be true if weed were some horrible shameful dangerous thing, which it is not. Would you say the same about him having a glass of wine? He took one hit from a joint. If anything, he did a good thing by (hopefully) helping to break some completely misinformed and incorrect stereotypes like those in…

I’m sure he IS doing it discretely.

Just not discreetly.

Impossible 

Wheeee!!!!

So I was thinking, you know, why is the guy in The Cure only in love on fridays? 

“What if we made a car that stood still, and, like, moved the Earth around it?”

Did you look at that fuckin blunt though? If a non smoker like him really did take a hit of that, he would get blasted.

“LA traffic sucks man, what if we like dug tunnels in 3d like ants?”

Hm. I prefer smoking Hellcats, but... this ain’t half bad.

“Can I be blunt, Joe?”

When your stock price hangs at $419.