Casually trying to burn the entire internet to the ground on a Friday afternoon is not very chill.  People might have previously had weekend plans they now have to cancel!

Love it, every comment so far is someone laying out their choice and then telling on themselves just a little for something totally unrelated.

A friend that never made a statement without “I’m just saying” is now no longer a friend.

Looks like he sees the threat at 3 seconds, leans back, and figures he’s in the clear.

One of the most maddening things about this, is that every thing I’ve found indefensible also seems to have an obviously more effective option.

My boss wants to have a word with all of you about how you have been bad influences on my work productivity since like 2012.

It’s literally someone explaining cleaniness based on visual inspection.  Like he’s almost living in a pre-germ theory world.  

You kind of make the point though. The company v. the individual is not a fair fight. Its like a superhero movie where bad guys come at them one by one. They are easily dispatched. But with a swarm you actually have a chance.

I hope one day an adult of any gender sucks it up and just shows you. In college I stumbled on a friend wiping his ass standing up (unlocked bathroom door), and the effort it took compared to what I do every day was probably a factor of 5.

Lol that you think that is how someone wipes their ass sitting down.  

The vein of “admitting to obviously insane behavior and defending it as normal” comment is always perfection.  The funbag results in the highest rate of these comments.  And sometimes, it turns out we learn something new.  Like that 20% of you wipe your ass standing up and should be fired into the sun.

I’m literally wondering about this journey all the time.  Seeing this update got me super excited.  God speed, you are an absolute maniac.

Re: the announcers sudden change of heart.

People joke about Australia, but now that we can add 9-year olds to the list of demon poison animals.  Also, this video of wildly aggressive kangaroo makes me laugh so hard.

This post is a perfect example of why I read this site.

I starred this, not because I liked it, but because I come here for the brutal honesty.

Before the PC police rush in, I think we should point out that the GOP has firmly established the only actual racist thing is calling a black person the N-word. And since that is explicitly claimed in this story then we know this is just a hit-job by the liberal media because no one is actually racist anymore.

Cut to a dark alleyway: Three NFL scouts standing on each others shoulders in an extremely large trench coat hand a single piece of paper to the commissioner of the CFL. Written on it is two words, so damaging, that no professional football player could ever recover.

Direwolves are supposed to be the size of a small horse, and Kitt Harrington is the size of a cabbage patch doll, so I’d like to see him being carried into battle in Ghost’s mouth please.  Accuracy is very important to me.

Your last line made me laugh, just like forced trickle down economics. If they insist on that economic model, we’ll insist on making it work.