2ndfoundation
Kilgore
2ndfoundation

As a kid, my mom and I were driving in Central Nebraska in the evening in a rented panel van going to a competition I was competing in as a 3rd grader. We suddenly heard a loud noise, tons of smoke and the van died. We coasted to a stop on the shoulder, and literally out of the smoke cloud we were creating a guy came

I get a little bit of the opposite, which is I feel extremely confident watching my son on my own, but all my wife’s coworkers have absolute boobs for husbands, so her natural instinct is to trust me less because I’m a man.

Sure, but then your comparison is that this little CUV gets 2 mpg better than a F-150.  Isn’t that insane?  Is the only perk of this thing that it costs less than a brand new truck?  It seems much superior fuel economy would also be an obvious benefit to buying a small CUV.

Joe Buck immediately criticized it when he did it, and I used it as an opportunity to explain to my wife why everyone on deadspin hates Joe Buck.  Pretty sure she really enjoyed the conversation.

I was rooting for dishwasher chicken.

You seem like a dumber less offensive version of Stephen Miller.

EXCUSE ME SIR, I HAD A GOOD TWEET TODAY ABOUT A PLANET HAVING A ZIT.

Just checking in here: “interning”, “civic”, “gov work: micromanaged”, “6 months”. So you are: under 22; not actually studying civil engineering, just tangentially associated with it; maybe a big fan of Atlas Shrugged?

Thanks for sharing.

Either your last name is Trump or Bluth.

When my Grandpa passed away in 2013 I got a few things from his house as keepsakes. One of them was this awesome, 30 year old, red, corduroy hat that was for Chevy Racing. I wore it all the time. I live in St. Paul, MN which is a super liberal spot and now I don’t wear it because I don’t want someone to think I’m

It takes a village! Sounds like you’re already helping fill in some blanks.

Houston should have traded for a 8+ magnitude earthquake to destroy the bay area instead of Chris Paul so they could have a shot in this series. Just poor decision making by management.

Hey! I love this song! I’m mad, because you’ve made me stop and think about how fucking weird I must be. It should be illegal to cause self-reflection!

Man this is a lazy joke. The difference in GDP/capita is about 7X

If someone thinks contrarianism is some sort of redeeming personality trait they are usually fucking nuts.

Step 1: Get a twitter

This is the first dadspin since I had my first kid! Thank you all for having me!

She doesn’t know how to wear contact lenses!! Neither does Wyatt Koch, the obnoxious Koch heir who makes the terrible shirts. These people are just so useless.