I don’t know, maybe we’re all just too sober? Goes both ways. cc: PFTcommenter

Is whitewashing the correct term here? Wouldn’t it be more correct to say they got called out for “asian replacing”?

This was great. +1 Plutocracy

You gotta tell her quickly, efficiently, and while you are walking past her, faster than her.

Left bars, had to pee, got close enough to my apartment that I thought I could make it. Slow elevator ride later and fumbling with my keys with my bladder about to burst I got my apartment door open. I’d made it. My bladder agreed and immediately let loose. Standing 20 feet from my toilet into my jeans.

I’d probably stick with charges a little below murder too as long as no one has died.

Not sure how you got 75 stars, two of these would cost about $800k, new horizons cost $720M. You’re information is off by a factor of 900, but lets not let facts get in the way.

The type of dude who is comfortable at a strip club is the worst. He is the guy who thinks Las Vegas is literally the coolest place in the world and goes there 4 times a year to pay $300 for a handjob.

I have never been much of a baseball fan, but I don’t think I’ve ever skipped a story about this dude. His story is fascinating.

Hey man, relax. All he is saying is that Qatar is going to be a flaming bag of dicks next world cup.

As soon as I read that, I knew deadspin commenters wouldn’t be able to let that lob get by.

Godparents are usually name only. As a parent you have to put something in writing for who takes your kids in your will.

You misunderstood the toothpaste story. His fingers are never involved, his teeth still technically get brushed. His biggest transgression is taking something quick and simple and making it longer and more complicated. That is precious morning time in which he could be taking a longer dump or sleeping in.

This is really funny if done to intentionally mock how seriously we take college sports. Unfortunately it came from an 18 year old kid who chose a school that takes sports more seriously than child abuse.

I’m a big fan of this comment for obvious reasons.

You just bragged on the internet about getting laid at prom twice and tried to convince a guy who ended up alone with a worse job than a friend that he is living the good life. Have you considered that you might be living the saddest life?

Nah, I’m defending something that I do care about. He’s going out of his way to tell people he doesn’t like it and we shouldn’t either. He came to us. We unleashed fire on him for his [incorrect] opinion.

Cruising into the comments to let people know you don’t care about something and we shouldn’t either is a real waste of your time. These ladies are talented and work hard and can be really fun to watch. I’m enjoying them, if you don’t, whatever, just try not to be an internet asshole because you have nothing better…

Did you see the updated picture that shows she was sitting about 30 feet away? 50mph bat shard = 73.3 ft/sec. Meaning that bat probably traveled from his hand to her in about 0.4 sec.

Every fan base has them. My ISU friends and I are trying to publically shame them as fast as possible on social media to keep it to a minimum. Go Bulls!