Relevant username.

You didn’t scrooge this comment up at all.

God, this was great.

They lobbied the city specifically to create specific rules to get around all those very valid concerns. If you step off the pub with any booze you are immediately liable for public consumption.

Are you a guy who wears a fedora? This is something a guy who wears a fedora would say.

I’ve got a very overweight older brother and every time he grabs a bag of fruit snacks it breaks my heart. I’m trying to slowly explain nutrition to him, but he still has a long way to go.

Isn’t the point of his response that the definition of celibate was invented and still is up for interpretation?

I had to break this news to my Vikings fan fiancee. She went through like all 7 stages of grief trying to cope.

Re-read the first question submitted in the fun-bag. There are two examples in this one post of people “arguing” over funny topics.

I think we can safely state that you visualize an argument as a bad thing, and most of us visualize their “argument” as them giving each other shit playfully.

If you had pubes for teeth you could feed on krill like some whales do. That would be neat I guess.

Nah.

I haven’t been around long enough to remember this, would you throw me a link??

Skid marks are proof that soaking your dishes is not very effective.

I’m a big fan of this picture

Damn. Reminded. Wish Kinja would let me edit.

Every time any text messages leak from any professional sports team I’m remind that most of their employees are essentially 13 year olds.

Fewer opportunities like Stranger Than Fiction get offered probably, plus the paycheck is probably way bigger for the dumb comedies.

Yeah, that is the part I liked.

Now that the “cholesterol is evil” boogeyman is dead (almost), is there any limitation on eggs you can eat? Aren’t eggs one of those things where they are so good for you that eating them all the time will always outweigh any negatives like 100 to 1?