I've heard it can be just about what you need for just about everything. Is there anything it doesn't do well at all?

Jesus Christ, stop telling us which teams to cheer for. First ISU and now SMU. Deadspin getting on board is like the death knell for these teams.

As an ISU fan, if we were a porn category, it would be a combo of Teasing/Ball Stomping fetish.

Like one of the other commenters said, self important and stupid is a bad combination.

This is the point I came down here to make. Drew should re-answer this question next week so we can hear his explanation on why all time travelers would have big plans and zero actual impact. Either eaten by a dinosaur or immediately hit by a flying car.

How about you stop writing comments.

I think the pager is supposed to be like a buzzer you get at a restaurant.

A girl I went to college with claimed her dad was one if the two current US senators from Illinois. When pressed why neither of the senators had her last name she said there must be dune mix up.

I think I look up to you more than my dad.

Guess your more interested in speling than telling

yeah, but you specifically said presidential campaign, which they are pretty good at.

Your response to this idiot was so short, sweet and perfect.

All snark aside this is so refreshing to read. Athletes thanking god in their speeches is one of the moments that always makes me question why I even watch sports.

Per deadspin policy I think we have to disregard everything you just said because you're from Florida.

Locker rooms can be 70 degrees, with outdoor games played at 10. By your very simple math that means balls would be half deflated just by coming onto the field. A few other commenters have actually been doing the math, but yours just doesn't pass the common sense check.

Fraternity life has done enough (shitty stuff) that almost any university can push through restrictions like this. At my school the mindset was that you kept everything as close to the book as you could because everything else was essentially a privilege.

agreed.

+1 Car Talk

Whoa, whoa, whoa, the Trader Joe's I go to is a straight up grocery store. Produce, meat, dairy, frozen foods. Sorry about your shit selection Magary.

I went the low-carb route. Cut out as much sugar as possible and ate Vegetables, Meat and Saturated Fats. That helped keep me healthy, but the biggest impact for me was intermittent fasting. I'd eat lunch every monday and then not eat until lunch on tuesday. I was able to lose at least 1 lb a week until I'd gone…