Oh, my! i was there. that is the luckiest guy who ever lived, just because he lived! i tried looking him up a couple years ago and learned nothing good. his problems never went away. i was working that day at the track, and i saw him brought out back in handcuffs and it was very sad. how did he not get killed? That…

You EXPECT something? Eat a bucket of fucks you shit eating dickhead!

Street Fighter?! I’m sorry, I’m going to need you to clarify. Are we talking the regular six button variant used in future sequels or the “deluxe” version with the two, large pressure sensors which determined the strength and speed of the attack based on- *crushed by falling bookshelf filled with unopened One Punch…

Based on the quality of the episode's dialogue, I think they actually brought him in for a guest writing spot

Nah man, look at that technique. That guy’s about to go long. Unleash the Dragon. THAT, my friend, is actually Rex Grossman.

Fellow Bears fans watching him burn over and over and over

Alex

Hot take: Deep Space Nine is a deserved classic not because it was the black sheep of the Star Trek clan, but because it remembered best what made TOS the classic it was (and is) in the prior generation. The problem wasn’t DS9. The problem was that everyone else, including Gene himself, had changed their minds about…

I’m shocked there wasn’t an accident after that move. The DQ was right.

Just quit. There has always been inquiries in horse racing

QAnon Drop:

This is so good on so many levels. 

Maybe he thought that “Maximum Security doesn’t win” was an insult to his border defense plans? Tough to know with that fuckin guy.

I'm still coming to grips that we both find his daughter attractive.

I’m surprised by Trump’s interpretation on this. The darker horse won, but then after an appeal on technical grounds, the judicial system declared the lighter colored horse - far less qualified according to oddsmakers - the winner. You’d think Trump would be on board.

Boy, it sure would be nice if the Clintons and The Deep State didn’t have such nefarious control of the horse racing industry! Sad!

It’s like when a base runner beats the throw and steals second, only to be called out minutes later because an extreme close up of a slow-motion replay showed their hand coming off the bag for a quarter of a second while the baseman’s glove was still on their back. While technically a correct ruling, it’s one that…