Gabe, god dammit im ready. Put a helmet and cup on me and I’ll roundhouse the butter long and true. How hard can it be? They put it in front of you, and you kick it to hell. It’s no different than your little trash can on a Monday. You’ve been preparing for this your entire professional career. And there is glory to…

Thanks for this. And yeah, the Paulick Report is a great site.

Babe has a history of problems with quarterbacks who wore the number 7. He transferred from Stanford when they signed John Elway. 

Why are we blaming Rosenthal? We should be talking to the catcher.

Vegas 2018: The NHL tries to help certain teams win? Who would dare to even suggest this?

I, and my city, need some advice. At the first game next season, if they make a big show of hanging the President’s Trophy banner, do we boo? It really feels like we should boo.

Love and respect for Chief Bender but he didn’t “change the way the game was played” — certainly not with his breaking ball, which was originated a decade before Bender’s birth — and disparaged before his time as well.

“...this year I’m told the team did well because one pitcher had a fine curveball. I understand that…

He just cranked out a double and has all three RBI’s for the O’s so far.

My money is on Davis getting walked.

Rosenthal by a mile.

Makes perfect sense since we already have the Tennessee Argonauts.

Eastern Michigan Jets?

*Giant meteor hits ballpark when count reaches full*

What does a walk do to that scenario?  

Also looks like a scheme that college football powerhouse, Tulane University, wore for a few years.

Is capnocytophaga canimorsus septicaemia still on the table?

On a related note, when does the NFL start relegating teams like the Jets to the CFL?

The last thing a pizza buffet ever sees. 

I was thinking more Eastern Michigan, but that’s not a bad comparison either.

I like the ending scene with the joke, and I liked that in consequence Barbara got to become the awesome Oracle (and I will curse DC forever for scrapping her because the comics world was crying out for another able-bodied female superhero in a cat suit), but the comic itself? Yikes. 1988 is when Moore was at his…