This will be the battle of the schools with 2 mascots:  Tigers/War Eagle vs. Cavaliers/Wahoos

I know. With family as War Eagle alums, I’ve argued with them many times that their school needs to switch to War Eagles and leave teh Tigers to Detroit, Clemson, Missouri, and twenty other institutions who all stole the same mascot. Make up your damn minds, Auburn boosters.

What I find it hard to understand is why Auburn fans are constantly asked this, but everyone just seems to magically understand why Alabama is the Crimson Tide but their physical mascot is an elephant.

Nor do we. You must be thinking of that other team in the state that has both an elephant and a water feature as a pair of mascots.

Ohhhhh buddy let’s go down this rabbit hole. So! The rallying cry of “War Eagle” apparently came from the immediate post Civil War-era (around the 1870s when Auburn was still the Ag & Mech College of AL) when dudes could just straight-up own birds of prey like it was goddamn Mongolia. One day some cracker brought his…

Lock her in a room with nothing but a toilet full of Flint water for sustenance. 

I also have mean pop-culture related things to say about her.

It’s a hot dog

Ironic that the self-professed evangelical hates poor people and the disabled so much.

Trump is the Francesa of presidents.

“I have a long term offer from WFAN”

“Three hours later, Francesa had not made a statement.”

That’d be March 30th.

Thanks, Doug. I’ll bet Germany had some soccer teams in the 1930s that could really put the clamps on the opposition, too. You know, with all the discipline that was so popular there at the time.

There is so much hate in your heart: I will make sure that all 15,000 Liberty students keep you in their prayers!

At Liberty they also teach ‘em how to put on their pants one leg at a time. Totally against public nudity. Not like some State school.

The author of “The Klansman” Dixon?

These are all uniformly and insanely ugly but not unique to stadiums - you see this sort of stuff done for any public facing project, be it condo, mall, or whatever.

Is this where I come to laugh at another’s pain?

I worked at a liquor store and we got an allotment of Pappy Van Winkle (Pro tip: It’s overrated). The store manager had a bottle of the 20 year and was admiring it. It slipped out of his hands and broke on the counter top. The nature of the top made it pool other than about 2 ounces. We very carefully picked out the…