She’s going from Full House to The Big House!

Fuck you, fuck your milkman, fuck evening TV and take your star.

The Hallmark movie about this scandal starring Lori Loughlin is gonna slap, though.

So, since Lori Loughlin is involved, is it fair to say that this scandal is everywhere you look?

If there’s a bright side, this is the first time a Jaguar’s made a clean tackle on someone since 2017.

***vomits***

So much shit in MI is named after the DeVos. Probably second only to Ford (and only if you lump Henry and Gerald together). Amway has made them ungodly amounts of money. It really is a very profitable scam, I am sorry I mean Multi-Level Marketing opportunity. 

he’s not any better. I will give the DeVos family (at least the patriarchs) credit for one thing, they don’t horde their money. They are very philanthropic.

And it was others from the DeVos family that supported the museum. Dick and Betsy’s Foundation sticks to their ‘family values’ view in their foundation.

I don’t know which DeVos the museum is named after, but Betsy came from a family of billionaires before she married into the DeVos family. Also, her brother founded the Blackwater mercenary army. 

Husband Dick actually has the coin. She’s just arm candy.

It was for Man-o-Wars...man-eaters with 100-ft. tentacles, not Mexicans.

Dingo Fence.

They lost a war to Emus.

Brown people.

Projection:

13 year deal? This is such a dumb plan. So, in 2032, the Phillies plan to pay $15million to a 39 year old Harper, after the west coast gets washed out to sea in 2025 and the entire country is in the rubble of nuclear fallout?
Great plan, geniuses! 

And somehow the Patriots will use this as motivation to win another Super Bowl next year.

Sun Tzu needs to update his quote to include, “Do not pin offensive strategy to top of your twitter page, Coach.”

I think football and military go together well because the coaches/generals like unquestioning people who just follow orders. I suspect independent thought isn’t welcome