Gosh, I think we need to get some freelance writers to “investigate” this sport, and then pass Federal legislation banning it . 

Now, now, Washington baseball has accomplished other things...such as...

I’m NUTS about the Nats! :0

Gosh, I think we should consider banning the sport.  Isn’t that the Deadspin solution? 

If the Dolphins go 0-16, can we all have a champange toast?

Ahhhh...the classic right wing insults. Not this “libertard” or “Cuk” nonsense.

So, are the Redskins tanking too? Because they are doing basically the same thing. Coach says a bunch of positive b.s., but team president (FUCK YOU BRUCE ALLEN, YOUR FATHER IS ROLLING IN HIS GRAVE!) is doing anything but.

wheres the Deadspin 25???????

Always felt that way taking Amtrak to NYC: Train pulls into 30th Street Station and the conductors are like “look, 30 seconds and we are out and no we are not stopping at North Philly.”

Is there is a room for sober adults that need to take a break from asshole drunk Eagle fans? (Disclosure: Father of an autistic child who appreciates the sensory room)

https://www.foodandwine.com/travel/restaurants/best-gas-station-foods

Have had this happen to me....every Christmas, our farm was invaded by 50 to 60 turkey vultures looking for a mate.  It was spooky as hell.  

photo spread from first Redskins magazine: the first one has Mason and Foster.

then there was this love note to Tamps Bay from the Marlins

Now taking future wagers on Chris Blewitt for next year’s Name of the Year pool. 

Lets fire up the Rex Chapman machine: Block or charge?

Maybe he needs glasses?

but more importantly, how does Darren Rovell feel about this death? Guilt? shame? 

Thats it...I am calling for a house cleaning for Team Rev. Pix Butt....AD, coach, whole damn front office....that was a sure winner and they CHOKED.