Canada...the only country to beat back TWO American invasions!

I’ve seen Glory. You also can’t overlook the contributions of the Antonio Freeman. 

I cannot believe nobody’s addressing the REAL problem here.

Ugh, the grays are gonna be all, “The Civil War was really about the salary cap...”

We woulda won that thing outright, too, if it weren’t for those pesky Canadians.

Learn your history. At one point the Union and the Confederacy combined forces to defeat Thanos.

Who can forget Cody Pickett’s Charge, the Battle of Kam Chancellorsville, or the Michael Vicksburg Campaign?

+1 hilariously nightmarish statue of Nathan Bedford Forrest.

To be fair, a good portion of people in the country don’t seem to know what happened during the Civil War, what it was about, who won, or that it’s over.

*sigh, but yep,

HEY WATCH IT, ASSHOLE! Sometimes we miss the playoffs altogether.

hi Darius, I’m from the President’s legal team and we were wondering if we could use this comment the next time Rudy goes on CNN. DM if interested!

if it’s anything like the Nats’ usual approach to game theory, they’ll be unable to get past the first round

Mash Equilibrium

To be fair Washington did lead everybody in “Skintangibles”

“...the next, worse thing would rise from its ashes. But we might all get a break for like 5 minutes”

I nominate the hackneyed “open letter.” Aside from being trite, very few people write open letters to people they know personally. So, more often than not, the author is pretending that the letter’s recipient is actually going to read the letter (when that person certainly will not) and that there is an actual kind of…