Can we expand it to not using home run to describe anything that’s not a baseball home run? I’m thinking specifically of commercials that run during baseball games on the radio streaming through the MLB radio app. It’s bad enough that there are only like four ads and they play every fucking half inning or pitching…

You should hear how often Australians drag cricket metaphors into everything. “Sad to hear that Smithy recently pulled up stumps. He had a good innings, for sure. I remember when he finally bowled a maiden over - that bachelor party really hit me for six.”

I am offended by that insinuation!

Dude we elected Marion Barry after he was busted buying crack on camera..

“You wanna earn a Penny—the Hardaway?”

tennessee might just have to learn the hard a way.

This is what happens when you ask Penny for his thoughts. 

There’s plenty of space in Gary.

And yet!

Kane Kounty Kubs does have a certain ring to it, plus the Ricketts can reuse some of their existing monogrammed bed linens. 

Thanks for publishing these emails. As they say, sunlight is the best disinfectant, and it also prevent Ricketts.

Go ahead, move them out to Rosemont, Schaumburg, or Naperville, they’ll still tell everyone that they’re from Chicago

Wow, Zodiac Motherfucker is surprisingly readable when he’s not writing in ALL CAPS

ditto....

I’m going to take this a step further and declare the Lions the Ass Team of All-Time. Since 1958, only 60 years for those keeping score at home, the Lions have won a TOTAL OF 1 FUCKING PLAYOFF GAME.

WE HAD NATHAN FUCKING PETERMAN

“The Jaguars gave the ball back on the ensuing drive when Kessler’s pass to Westbrook deflected off the receiver’s hands and ended up with cornerback Fabian Moreau.”

...completed a six-yard touchdown pass to Jeremy Sprinkle

Kap deserves better.

Well to be fair it wouldn’t be empty at first. The Fedex field experience sucks by all accounts, not even considering what’s happening on the field. And there is tremendous demand in the (remaining) fanbase for a new stadium at the RFK site. I’m sure it would be pretty full for the first couple seasons at least.