I’m not familiar with Baghdad Bob. Did we mean Comical Ali?

IIRC, it’s because Snyder bought those stations.

Six hours of “They could apply the franchise tag, orrrrr, they could apply the transition tag. Franchise tag or transition tag. Which would be better? We’ll take your calls right after this word from My Pillow.”

I’m just glad that the wait is over and Washington will finally be featured as “Ass Team of the Week”.  Coulda been after the Colts loss...or the Saints blowout...or the Falcons blowout.  But this week, it seems earned.

For the poor bastards who live in the DC area, the coming week will be a hellscape of sports talk radio personalities saying things like, “Listen, if Josh Johnson can play like that in the remaining three games, the Skins could go 9 and 7, and in this league that might be good enough for a wild card spot!”

The dogs were looking a little huskier than usual.

I’m female. At the age of nine I suffered a horrible concussion in a terrible bike accident. The year was 1972, so no helmet laws. I was put on bed rest for thirty straight days and managed to recover. Point being, medical science has known the effects of getting your “bell rung” and the need for the brain to rest and…

We’re gonna need some more FBI guys. 

I was in Junior High, dick-head.

“Interesting thoughts. Can this sewer alligator play linebacker?”.

“Say 25% gator attacks. I can live with that.”

“Football is safer than it’s ever been.” This talking point is repeated throughout the book. Safe, safe, safer, safe.

I have less of a problem with that, because Ertz rules. I do think Jason Witten dredging up booing Santa Claus - again - is unnecessary. Then again, I don’t think any Eagles fans have ever choked a pregnant fan of a rival team. At least there isn’t any footage. 

Then the party pooper showed up.

Now try giving them a real challenge…

He’s referencing this very bad take:

“Hand of Dog” as it’s known in Argentina

Slate: This dog is neither heroic nor adorable. We should stop celebrating him entering an area where dogs are not welcome.