Nice, but how far can he kick a football?

Not...not jerking off to Black Beauty?

Not...not jerking off to Black Beauty?

. . . me getting angry messages by some guy that jerked off to Black Beauty.

What the fuck are you doing with your life?

Isn’t this just an outrageously expensive voluntary treatment I.e. not covered by insurance or applicable to out of pocket maximums, etc?  A $400k procedure in a hospital would be covered by most insurance plans after the patient forks over their out of pocket max.  This doesn’t really have anything to do with our…

Considering how many minor league GMs there are, guys coming up in front offices of the Nats & other teams, etc, I really would find it hard to believe you couldn’t replace an Asst. GM for whatever his current salary/benefits package is PLUS another $500K.

It’s a slippery slope because if the Lerner family pays for this guy’s treatment, before long you’ll have people in this country paying to put other people’s kids through school, or you’ll be paying to put out a fire at someone else’s house, or you’ll be paying to pave roads that you never drive on, and that is NOT…

You freakin’ Socialist Deadspin bloggers, always calling for a Nationals Health Care system.  Pathetic.

UAB because the state of Alabama eliminated their football program and it came back anyway.

It’s “UCF”

More liberal media bias. No Trump University in sight.

My idiot brain and idiot fingers combined to turn 2014 into 2004, but it’s been fixed.

Pretty sure even n words like his pizza.

POLICE: Sounds to me like some normal basketball shit.

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Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

Blight Sox Reporting was the greatest journalist endeavour of our times. This website is poorer for not continuing it. 

500 days of Papa John.

Deadspin has a responsibility to keep its readers up to date about fast-food family feuds, IMO