He’s also 72 years old and still has not learned how to properly wear a tie. This man is representing America on the global stage dressed like a 7 year old trying to ‘dress grownup’ on Halloween

MLS-level President. 

Sure, maybe I’m overtired, and bordering on drunk, but you just made me tear up a little.

Imagine for a moment, that you are a female civil rights activist in Putin’s Russia. Now, you know that no matter what you do, if you actually succeed in your goal of drawing attention to the horrendous state of human rights in your country, you are going to go to jail. And you will be abused. And you may never get…

I’m pretty sure getting hit by a bus is your average Tuesday afternoon for Russian

If an “idiot on the field” is dressed as a soldier, how does one properly respect the troops?

Things I Would Do In Putin’s Russia, Ranked
1) Get hit by a bus (Russian drivers are crazy).
...
Last) Invade the pitch of the World Cup final in the name of Pussy Riot (I’m a coward).

Read it in a Russian accent.

Everything about this simultaneously makes no and all sense.

“Now that Labron James got his ass beat and handed to him by the Celtics” it’s cool Simmons writes in sometimes 

Once you get past the stage where you are spilling it all over the place like you are in a german made I Love Lucy episode I think you can call it a day. 

Bigly.

Subject: You’re a pee drinking moron.

For a solid, say, 1/3rd of the United States, opposing slavery is not a guarantee

The mascot is this pretty cool lion....waitaminute.....

Putting aside ignoring the whole repressive government/killing migrant works/no beer thing, if you are desperate to see a World Cup game, why would the smart play be to drop tens of thousands of dollars on flights/hotel rooms/tickets when there will be an expanded field in 2026 when the World Cup is in the US where…

When I read the snippets you posted, I thought it was an Onion article. Clever satire. It’s totally not. But Qatar, Saudi Arabia, and the like are all making moves in sports to try to legitimize themselves. Much in the way Nazi Germany did in 1936 with the Olympics. And I’m pretty sure that in a short time we’ll look…

This one is pretty great as well.

These photos demonstrate why Dennis Rodman is currently America’s diplomat of choice.