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Tell me I’m wrong, but the guy in the white t shirt runs to the end of the hall, hides behind a pillar until the trucks leave, then runs back to catch the end.

That’s why they call it a Croatian Fire Drill

Yeah well Forest Hills High School produced ALL four Ramones.

Blink an indeterminate number of times if yes, don’t blink at all if no.

I didn’t really have anywhere to put this in the story, but man, this tweet is so aggressively useless. Was this Schefter’s punishment for losing a bet to Darren Rovell?

Theodore Roosevelt said it best in his famous “Idiot On The Field speech:

Corps totally suck & don’t give a sh*t about employees. Exec suite only concerned about short-term profits & stock-prices/dividends. Content & long-term health of company a ‘real-head scratcher’ for the blue-pinstripe/red tie suited guys in corner offices.

Heh, “plan.”

Tim, great work here. I hope someone is going to take up the Tecmo Bowl simulator mantle.

with all my heart — eat shit, buddy

There is a community aspect to Deadspin that makes it so much fun.  Sucks seeing so many people leave so close together.  

I don’t want to take away from Tim’s going away party because Tim is dope and cool and good.

Nextim is an over-the-counter diet product that has yet to be approved by the FDA. 

👋💣💢💥💨🖖

“Wow, guys. My first press conference in Washington DC. Man this is crazy. Well, I want to start by saying that I (giggles). Sorry, I’m really . . . (giggles some more). Okay, (giggles) I’m so excited to be a Whizzer. ‘Cause I like to pee! Get it???”

She could, but the property values were super low when she moved into that part of Oakland...

I think I just found my future ex-wife.

This Warriors fan is ready to Boogie.