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I believe this time, it was... Busch-league nonsense.

The most irritating thing about this match was the fact that Argentina never should have had that final chance at the end. What could (and should) have been a red shown to Otamendi netted them another minute of time. I understand what stoppage time is for and how it works, but if I’m the ref, especially after that

I think Internet Law dictates that you now have to tell us his other nine headline ideas.

I have to give proper headline credit here to our dear, departing Tim Burke, who fired off about 10 of them when he heard the news.

You rock my stripey socks.

stupid sexy Iceland

How is Poland not on the Fraud list?! I demand an explanation!

Group of Dearth

Undefeated in this tournament!

Coached by Bruce Arena

United States

I was offered a job here last summer. When I read the contract, I decided to ghost them (it basically said anyone can harass anyone, the justification being the sewer like comments users leave on their posts, but the protection blatantly extended to employees themselves harassing each other).

Starscream: MEGATRON?! YOU’RE ALIVE?!

May I Have a Word?(!)

Word Girl is awesome.

+1 “Decepticons! Retreeeeeeeeeeeat!”

you’d have an easier time mapping out an Alabama family tree

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Also, this article completely ignores the absurdly metal soundtrack to Transformers: The Movie. Although the track listing is not in the order in which the songs appeared in the film.

Does every episode still feature this:

My daughter is almost two, and she’s been in to Clifford the Big Red Dog on Netflix. It’s from like 2002, and it’s got an amazing voice cast: John Ritter is Clifford, Penny from Inspector Gadget is Emily Elizabeth, fucking Kel is T-Bone (the best dog), there’s some Rugrats alum, and the doctor from Terminator is the