This is why the Internet was invented in the first place.

Fucking voodoo is the most enjoyable kind of voodoo.

One word answer: Witchcraft.

I am. I own a cat.

I feel... sorry for you?

Usually because the wall reacts by charging out and cutting down the angle even further (which if you watch you can see the Swedish defender do). That was an insanely good shot, and if he hadn’t been able to put so much curve on it, it would have hit the defender.

Was in Santa Ana today for the OC pride parade, and the streets were rocking with green jerseys and Mexican flags. It was awesome.

“I’m just asking a question.” Has and always will be my personal favorite of the Cult 45 member who sees themselves as thoughtful and reasonable.

“Well, actually, all lives matter.”

It’s the Brooklyn Nets, those are basically synonymous at this point.

“Actually Phoenix wanted him at #1, but he opted to go back to Lithuanian League for another year.”

Joe Ingles would like a word.

Wait: no one drafted LiAngelo Ball?

The Jazz picking Allen is the “I really don’t care. Do u?” coat of the draft.

Adam Silver looking like your actuary neighbor who won an Amex fan experience contest.

He’s been playing in the Eastern Conference all along?

Anyone? No?

To me, it reads like a potential John Irving novel. Someone else commented that they would read a book that grew out of this. It makes me wish I was a better writer of fiction, because I could never do it justice. (I’m a lady deadspinner, btw, but it’s no big deal).