Great work Tim.

I promise to continue making weird dumb shit for your amusement

Clearly never exposed to them. Not his fault really, I blame the parents.

Chesapeake Bay Retriever

Clearly they’re the kings of dogs

What do you have against Great Danes?

The smart money knew that Retrievers > Great Danes in any context.

Think of Deadspin what you will, Barstool is, at best, rabid racoon roadkill.

I try not to. It’s tough. I enjoy the PMT Podcast and that’s literally the end of it. Deadspin has probably been my most visited news/blog/whatever you want to call it for nearly a decade so I’ve watched the progression of this blog. At around the same time when I loved regularly reading “past Deadspin” I tried for…

Barstool sports is the website I imagine big fans of Affleck movies get their news from.

If you decline in the opposite direction, isn’t that rising?

Deadspin sure likes to talk a big game and get on its high horse but deep down you know they’re just jealous of the way Barstool has disrupted the online game by...*checks notes* having pictures of girls in bikinis.

no but I’ve asked Katy Perry to prom on Twitter

No, but I’ve also never asked “to speak to the manager.” I hear it’s a thing people do. 

You are real turd. You was hate Kentucky! You sound like a crybaby. Nobody even knows you. Too much hate coming from you.

Maybe he can get a gig with Sinclair.

I’m putting you on standby for tomorrow morning’s team meeting at my office.

“with flawed logic about things”

I like the cut of your jib. Your daughter is very fortunate to have you as a parent.