Sounds like she should be SI’s Sportsperson of the Year for 2018!!!

Do you have something against Yeti immigration who came to this country looking for a better life???

I had an epic 3 day fight against a colony of carpenter bees that decided to set up shop in our barn. Victory was achieved...I practically flooded the barn...but as they say... “destroy village to save the village”

This is the dumbest, dumb shit take of the month. Lance Armstrong built legions of disciples who swore he was the Jesus Christ of fitness. So..yeah...that and he ruined several other people careers AND dumped his wife. But, the Postal Service made more money!

Gladly...I was a marching band nerd from 7th grade through college....I never got the “band camp is like a Vietnam P.O.W. camp” thing....

+1 Trevor Denman

Over the last 75 years...Washington fans’ gnashing of teeth > Chicago fans’ gnashing +Boston fans’ gashing + Cleveland gnashing.

Harper is going to hit 74 HRs, the Nats lose 80 games....so the Nats’ “magical” season blows up AND Harper walks....*sigh*

A thousands pardons if this has been mentioned before, but who when did Lex Luthor take over the NBA? WHERES SUPERMAN?????

This was the PED...

So when Trump gets impeached and people go nuts can I channel my inner Lincoln and say “so you are the person that started this war?” :0

nope...if you are going to bitch at Deadspin writers (and I have), go public on the message boards and let people throw rotten fruit at you.

worked for the French in 1789....

And the Heavenly Host SINGS!!!

http://www.profootballhof.com/players/john-riggins/

Now, can you find and interview the SEAL Team Six sniper that fired the water bottle rifle at the pole climber?

At this opportunity, I would like to suggest a new tool for to enhanced the NBA fan experience: tv fan challenge! Since we didn’t see the shot on TV, it didn’t really happened. We demand the refs review the tape for 5 minutes.

he is pretty close to deity status here in D.C.

But you have this guy as an alum, thats all the bragging rights you need.

since the ball hit the beer...does this mean the batter gets to chug it?