24f “No, I don’t know why the hotel wi-fi doesn’t work, leave me alone...*five seconds later*....oh, give me that thing....”

I said the “I will turn this car around” to my eight year old on the way to NYC...she laughed at me....we were on Amtrak....*sigh*

The Scooter was there???? holy shit!!!

Didn’t you hear? Gronk is running in the Derby!

“I like this strategy.”

“Rookie...”

I blame it on the Senators leaving the first time because the owner said there were too many blacks in D.C. and went hunting for the whitest place in America...Minneapolis.

#13 Miracle Crimes is this year’s upset special from Fast Eddie, read the context: “arrested for allegedly kicking an officer in the groin.”

but have they caught JFK’s real killer yet??? smart guys...please....

I lived in very baptist Southampton County, Virginia for sometime and it is home to a major chemical plant. Said plant makes calcium chloride for pickle companies. Every so often, a rabbi would come to bless the railroad tanker cars so the pickles would be kosher.

Fantastic article. DS 9 is my favorite of the Star Trek franchise and that episode I have always liked. I never liked Gene’s communist vision of no religion and death to all sports except cage fighting. Both are unrealistic assumptions. There will always be someone trying to sell spirituality. As for sports, ball…

“Jeff George is available???”

We don’t use the word “fun,” “fun as Hell,” “fuck,” and “shit” enough to qualify to write Deadspin headlines.

“I’m available!”

Hi white person! Were you’ve been??? :0

hot takes wanted: sing or ban My Old Kentucky Home?

horse racing....

Ok...now about the Rubbish Man getting elected.....

speak English American sir...which equivalent American laws would get cancelled?

So, the Ashes is not like a death match in a live volcano?