As it scray it is...he just did what every American male wanted to do....but yeah...wow.

A) Sfgate.com boldly proclaims “we will not publish the video!” Whatever...

I can tell you what is not fun anymore: the word “fun.” The editors and writers of Deadspin use it so many times in their headlines that they have hugged it to death.

My father’s law office in Washington, D.C. was one floor above the Wall Street Journal’s Washington bureau. He finally got the nerve to ask the bureau chief “so, your article said Reagan’s policies sucked, but on the editorial page said his policies are working just fine. What gives?” The bureau chief responded, “the…

Uhhh....except My Old Kentucky Home is an anti-Slavery song....dipshit.

Well...since heroes have this thing about not actually KILLING the bad guy once and for all, I’m looking at you Batman, maybe they are considering “both sides.”

“Man Getting Hit by Baseball” -2017 Springfield Film Festival Critics’ Circle Award Winner!

Where I used to work, we worked for the Public Affairs Office, I accidentally left the “l” off in “Public” on some press release. When told about the error, my brain double down on the mistake and I said “well, what are they really worried about? Right, sex scandals. So, in a way it fits!” (Pubic Affairs, get it?)…

I work for the Government...they already have everything on me....hore me out!

Speaking of visually impaired, are Sam Bradford’s eyes set straight? Or is that just me? His eyes spook me.

Can somebody give me the Sparks Notes version of what Super Fan Leitch was taking about? Something about McCrystal, “great man theory,” and the Cardinals...I think?

sorry, thats white humor...off limits...

This gif...cannot get enough +1s...

My favorite during my short 1 year stint in Chicagoland was Cutler vs. “Well WHY CANT WE JUST TRADE HIM RIGHT NOW????”

I don’t want to panic, but our season...yeah...

I was listening to the Nationals broadcast during the rain delay and Nats play-by-play person Charlie Slowes says “You should never slide into first head first...you might get hurt!” *sigh*

Savannah Rigley—-> Wrigley Field——> Chicago Cubs. Of course she has put the Rally Cay in prison. FOLLOW THE LEADS PEOPLE!!!

....except for the Futurity bets (which are rarely offered, like for the Derby only.). But yeah, it sucks placing a wager on a 50-1 then everyone discovers what you discovered. Damn para mutuals.